Nail Polish

Nail Polish

Welcome to the world of Cheeky Monkey Cosmetics. Our products are of the same or superior high quality colours and staying power as leading global brands with a little tongue in cheek attitude and name to go with it, hopefully it will bring a smile to your face.

It is the brand that people are talking about- “did u hear the name of that?!?” as they laugh out loud. Then they help others realize you can also get quality with the fun. Our nail polish colours were specially selected to drive future trends rather than match current stale ones. Our bottles, brushes and accessories are sourced from around the world including Italian glass and other European sources to be of the very best quality. We are an Environmentally responsible company in our operations and our products. All our products are non-toxic and 3 Free (TFF & DBP Free: do not contain Toluene, Formaldehyde, or DBP – Dibutyl Phthalate).

3 Free

All Cheeky Monkey Cosmetics are 3 Free, containing no formaldehyde, toluene, or DHP. Our products are non-toxic and rank a 1 on the skin deep cosmetics safety database (a 1-10 scale with one being the lowest hazard score).

Colours:

  • Filthy Madame
    tuxedo grey
  • Booty Call
    dark burgundy
  • Tease
    mauve
  • Get Wet
    pastel turquoise
  • Martini Daze
    streaky silver
  • Damn I'm Hot
    streaky pewter
  • Thigh Highs
    dark pewter
  • No Bra
    light neutral beige
  • Camel Toe
    medium dark neutral beige
  • Whatever!
    dark neutral beige
  • Pearl necklace
    light iridescent pink
  • Dirty Secret
    light flat pink
  • In Ur Dreams
    pearlescent pink
  • Virginal Pink
    light pink
  • Born Again Virgin
    medium pink
  • Sweet Ass
    light pink
  • Bite Me
    medium pink
  • One Nite Stand
    medium iridescent pink
  • Man Chaser
    iridescent hot pink sheer
  • Trailer Trash
    barbie pink
  • Cheap Whore
    deep ruby red
  • Fishnet Stockings
    dark plum
  • Come Hither
    black plum
  • Social Climber
    dark brown
  • Brazen Hussy
    metallic dark fuschia
  • Romp
    dark metallic purple
  • Raunchy Bitch
    dark metallic blue
  • As If
    metallic medium rose
  • Two Timer
    iridescent orangey-pink sheer
  • Hangover
    mouse's back
  • Back Alley Sally
    dark rusty-rose red
  • Nympho
    dark orange-brown red
  • Party Whore
    medium coral pink
  • Man Eater
    medium tropical pink-red
  • Staggette
    orange red
  • Pop my Cherry
    dark orange-red
  • Hot Slut
    soft red with blue
  • Cougar
    medium red with blue-orange
  • Nail Me
    medium soft red with blue
  • Pour Me One
    deep red blue-orange

Base Coat

  • Wet Dream
    Sticky basecoat

Top Coat

  • I Like It On Top
    Shiny Shine topcoat

Moisturizers

  • Make Me Moist
    clear green